Local Gang Plans To Not Be Very Thankful On Thanksgiving

Gang plans to visibly scoff when parents ask them to sit down for dinner on Thursday afternoon. . Local Gang

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Polson Man Officially Loves Playing Madden More Than Anyone

“I remember when Paul was a little kid, he even had a Madden poster on his bedroom door.” . Polson

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Comedy Genius Changes Fantasy Team From Stankees to A-Roids

  Local legend in the world of fantasy sports, has reportedly struck “comedic gold” yet again. . Comedy Genius Changes

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Expiration Date Looms For Urbana’s Milk Gallon

“Less than half of the servings in the gallon of 2% milk that the City of Urbana, Ohio recently procured

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Office In Awe Of One-Upper’s Flaunt To Double One Million Man March

A confirmed office one-upper says he’ll organize a bigger and better march than anyone else’s protest march. . Office In

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Top 12 Failed Toilet Paper Names

Talk Show Monologue Jokes and other fake, satirical headlines, as heard on Smartasses Radio. . Top 12 Failed Toilet Paper Names | Articles –

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Top 12 Excuses Beyonce Can Use To Skip Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

Talk Show Monologue Material and other fake, satirical headlines, as heard on Smartasses Radio . . Top 12 Excuses Beyonce Can Use To Skip

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Top 12 Things Overheard At The VMA’s

Top 12 Things Overheard At The VMA’s and other fake, satirical headlines, as heard on Smartasses Radio. . Top 12

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Top 12 Worst Possible Sequels To Sharknado

Monologue material as heard on Smartasses Radio and other fake, satirical headlines. Top 12 Worst Possible Sequels To Sharknado | Phony News

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Terrell Owens Takes Up Bowling

Now 39 years old and likely done as an NFL player, Terrell Owens is taking up a new sport. Terrell

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Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy

Angelina Jolie – “I decided to be proactive, and to minimize the risk as much I could.” Angelina Jolie Has

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