Mark Ruffalo To Replace Samuel L Jackson As Guy In Every F*cking Movie

“Secret Hollywood Illuminati have confirmed, Mark Ruffalo is set to replace Samuel L Jackson as their sanctioned “Guy in every single

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Elkins Senior Changes Desktop Wallpaper After 5 Long Years

“After five years of monotony, Elkins, Arkansas senior citizen Bob Reed has switched out the desktop wallpaper on his Dell

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NFL Says Just Play the Stupid 2016 Pro Bowl on Madden

NFL Says Just Play the Stupid 2016 Pro Bowl on Madden | Phony News – SA Magazine January 29, 2016

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Local Gang Plans To Not Be Very Thankful On Thanksgiving

Gang plans to visibly scoff when parents ask them to sit down for dinner on Thursday afternoon. . Local Gang

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Polson Man Officially Loves Playing Madden More Than Anyone

“I remember when Paul was a little kid, he even had a Madden poster on his bedroom door.” . Polson

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Comedy Genius Changes Fantasy Team From Stankees to A-Roids

  Local legend in the world of fantasy sports, has reportedly struck “comedic gold” yet again. . Comedy Genius Changes

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Expiration Date Looms For Urbana’s Milk Gallon

“Less than half of the servings in the gallon of 2% milk that the City of Urbana, Ohio recently procured

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#TBT – Madonna Pulled Into Cee Lo’s Orbit

What is being referred to as The Gravity Incident, Madonna was pulled into Cee Lo Green’s orbit during the halftime

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Office In Awe Of One-Upper’s Flaunt To Double One Million Man March

A confirmed office one-upper says he’ll organize a bigger and better march than anyone else’s protest march. . Office In

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Top 12 Failed Toilet Paper Names

Talk Show Monologue Jokes and other fake, satirical headlines, as heard on Smartasses Radio. . Top 12 Failed Toilet Paper Names | Articles –

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Top 12 Excuses Beyonce Can Use To Skip Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

Talk Show Monologue Material and other fake, satirical headlines, as heard on Smartasses Radio . . Top 12 Excuses Beyonce Can Use To Skip

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