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		<title>Phony News From Smartasses Radio</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a></p><p>Phony News From Smartasses Radio . . Phony News From Smartasses Radio Don Thompson, the CEO of McDonald&#8217;s, found himself in the hotseat at the annual shareholder meeting on Thursday when he was confronted during the question and answer part of the meeting, by 9-year-old Hannah Robertson. &#8220;Something that I don&#8217;t think is fair,&#8221; said [...]</p></p><p>The post <a href="http://smartasses.net/articles/phony-news-from-smartasses-radio/">Phony News From Smartasses Radio</a> appeared first on <a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>TNA Slammiversary 2013 Predictions</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a></p><p>TNA Slammiversary 2013 Predictions &#8211; Smartasses Magazine . . TNA Slammiversary 2013 Predictions TNA Slammiversary 2013 Predictions &#8211; June 2, 2013 &#8211; Predictions from smartasses.net Senior Editor- Johnny Hollywood Video. . Leaving you wondering &#8220;What is going to happen next?&#8221; is one thing. Leaving you totally confused is quite another, as the latter, causes one to give up [...]</p></p><p>The post <a href="http://smartasses.net/www-tna-pay-per-view-predictions/tna-slammiversary-2013-predictions/">TNA Slammiversary 2013 Predictions</a> appeared first on <a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a></p><p>Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy . . Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy On Tuesday, actress Angelina Jolie announced in a New York Times article, that she underwent a preventive, double mastectomy, after learning that she carries a mutation of the BRCA1 gene, which sharply increases her risk of developing breast cancer. &#8220;My doctors estimated that [...]</p></p><p>The post <a href="http://smartasses.net/articles/angelina-jolie-has-double-mastectomy/">Angelina Jolie Has Double Mastectomy</a> appeared first on <a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>WWE Extreme Rules 2013 Predictions</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a></p><p>WWE Extreme Rules Predictions 2013 - Smartasses Magazine . . WWE Extreme Rules Predictions 2013 WWE Extreme Rules Predictions 2013 - May 19, 2013 &#8211; Predictions from smartasses.net Senior Editor- Johnny Hollywood Video. . Extreme Rules is not only the one WWE pay-per-view of the year where rules are tossed out and anything goes, it&#8217;s also unequivocally [...]</p></p><p>The post <a href="http://smartasses.net/www-tna-pay-per-view-predictions/wwe-extreme-rules-2013-predictions/">WWE Extreme Rules 2013 Predictions</a> appeared first on <a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>More Talk Show Jokes &#8211; Smartasses Radio</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a></p><p>Smartasses Radio: Talk Show Jokes . . Smartasses Radio: Talk Show Jokes . Get home from work late on Monday nights, and miss the Smartasses Radio opening talk show monologue jokes? Forget that you can go back and listen to the Smartasses Radio Archives and hear our weekly talk show monologue jokes there? Just need some [...]</p></p><p>The post <a href="http://smartasses.net/articles/more-talk-show-jokes-smartasses-radio/">More Talk Show Jokes &#8211; Smartasses Radio</a> appeared first on <a href="http://smartasses.net">Smartasses Online Magazine</a>.</p>]]></description>
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